February 2012
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I WANT TO DROP OUT OF SCHOOL.
It’s a fucking HUGE waste of money, and my life sucks. I have no ambitions anymore, and I don’t give a shit anymore. This is all absolutely pointless knowledge you insist on shoving in my head for a job that I could do now, but will never be able to get because the FUCKING GOVERNMENT insists I have a billion dollar piece of paper saying they stole my money and force fed my already...
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some friend of benedicts: have you seen tumblr? they're searching for you on the red carpet.
benedict: have they gone insane yet?
friend: no i think they're close though.
benedict: perfect.
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wholove: gatiss: next year when the hobbit wins martin and benedict will skip on stage together #FUCK YOU I WON AN OSCAR
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sherittarius: martinfreemans: consultingoctopus: karenandthababes: I think they should start handing out martin freemans. #he’s small enough What is even going on. /Dead Fuck you, he’s a BAFTA!
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kimj0ngfun: plot twist benedict cumbetbatch is the oscar
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Win all the Oscars you can folks....
Peter Jackson is back with The Hobbit next year. It’s already over.
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The next oldest actor to win an Oscar will be...
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Announcer: THE ARTIST? TWO FOR YOU!
Harry Potter: bu-
Announcer: HUGO? FOUR FOR YOU, HUGO, YOU GO HUGO!
Harry Potter: uh-
Announcer: Is War Horse in the audience? Here you go, one for you...
Harry Potter: excuse me-
Announcer: AND NONE FOR HARRY POTTER BYE
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MORDRED!!!!
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Elton John: Hey, Benedict, are you sure you won't be missed at the Oscars?
Benedict Cumberbatch: Oh, I don't think so. It's not like my fans are watching the Oscars just to find me...
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The Presenter, starring Robert Downey Jr.
Best Documentary 2013 Oscar Nomination 
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rdj
askheryourself: how-ood: rdj #rdj
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bex-chan: oh hey harry potter didn’t wing anything again. i’m so shocked. i mean, the people who do the academy awards and oscars and shit don’t have their heads shoved so far up their arses that they choke on their own shit or anything. it’s not like they’re snobby twats at all. at all. me? bitter? nope. 
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Reblog if you are currently playing CumberCrunch.
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bergmanngabor: pureblood-: Harry Potter is like the Leonardo Dicaprio of the Oscars.
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ann-walker: STANDING OVATION HELL YEAH
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kissedmequiteinsane: A moment of silence because Harry Potter has gone ten years without an Oscar.
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s-h-e-r-l-o-c-k-e-d-b-b-c: ihavebeensherlocked: heysammy: martinfreemans: maybe benedict isn’t real. maybe he doesn’t really exist. maybe he’s a person who we’ve all made up. #ibelieveinbenedict #cumberbatchisreal oh my god those tags OH MY GODTISS this post.
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pureblood-: Harry Potter is like the Leonardo Dicaprio of the Oscars.
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WTF ACADEMY??!?!?!? SERIOUSLY?? MAKING MERYL...
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Benedict dressed up extra nice for the oscars. IN...
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mrangiecakes: I love that my whole dash is filled with cumberwatch, cumberhunt, benedict waldobatch, etc. My dad and I are intently searching intently for him. Oh god, when he shows his beautiful face I will die.
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Just imagine what will happen next year with...
coventry-alloveragain: rosetylerofstarcommand: My feels would fall out.
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WHERE'S BENEDICT.
mauvemoor: fallintolight: mauvemoor: jimsnolongeralive: THIS HAS BECOME A FULL ON GAME NOW GUYS.    I play this game every day of my life. FIND HIM He only lives in my computer.  Primarily on my Tumblr.  I have spotted him out in public before, but only on my best friend’s droid.  I haven’t even seen him on a proper television.  My life.
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best actress: gary oldman
best actor: gary oldman
best picture: gary oldman
best director: gary oldman
best makeup: gary oldman
best in the world: gary oldman
#best hide and seeker: benedict cumberbatch
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shercockled: swarleyy: dear-cas: Benedict is late because he had to get a separate car for his talent.
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the-vashta-nerada: “never mind i’ll find someone like you” leonardo dicaprio whispered as he ate from a tub of ice cream while watching the oscars
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emilyyes: that awkward moment when you have tumblr, facebook, and twitter tabs open, and aren’t doing the massive amount of homework you have.
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STOP SHOWING CLOONEY AND GIVE ME CUMBERBATCH!!
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allons-y-cumberbatch: when benedict finally arrives on the red carpet, tumblr is going to have a conniption fit. 
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